How to speak Chinese!

I found this on another blog and I thought It was pretty funny. :)
Here to share with you how to speak asian!

Chinese is a very profound language, it teaches us how to be a good human being, I was learning some words, would you point out anything that I got wrong? :P

1) That's not right..........................................................Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? .....................Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP.............................................................Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man....................................................................Dum Fuk
5) Small Horse.................................................................Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the Beach?...............................Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table........................Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift............................Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here...........................................Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet.....................Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone...............................No Pah King
12) Our meeting is next week...........................Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight..........................................Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile...................Wa Shing Ka
15) Great..............................................................................Fa Kin Su Pah

Good luck and have fun in the real world! ^__^